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math calculator

A calculator that makes life easier when doing math...
Yo can I use your math calculator?
No, ur just becoming dumber by the second bc of it.
by VEENNNN December 21, 2022
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Sparx Maths

A website that makes children want to kill themselves people would rather fuck a rabbit than use this fucking website I only use it because my teacher will rape me if not.
Mark:*Checks in on me while I'm doing sparx maths and finds me hanging from a rope*
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Vedic Math

The ancient, mystical art of claiming math was invented by your ancestors without doing the math of actually reading the Vedas. Popular among pseudo-historians and WhatsApp scholars, it's a misinterpretation of a book by Bharati Krishna Tirtha, who himself admitted his formulas aren't Vedic but just catchy branding.
Example 1:
"My uncle said Indians invented zero and Vedic Math proves we were the smartest people ever."
"Bro, your uncle needs to subtract his ignorance first."
The mathematical equivalent of wearing a T-shirt that says "I Lift," when the only thing you’ve lifted is an internet conspiracy.

Taglines:

"Because rewriting history is easier than reading it."
"For those who think math textbooks need a spiritual awakening."
by Cipher Nomad December 4, 2024
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Math

Person 1: Ugh i hate math
Person 2: Yeah its mental abuse to humanity
by handle587645678942986724386928 October 13, 2020
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mathe

Mathe is an abbreviation of Mathematician, He is a moroccan partnered streamer in Twitch tv
mathe cv , mathe
by walidoxima March 20, 2021
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Math

Math Stands For mental abuse towards humans
Math is awful for the human brain
by Gibby Fckn dies June 30, 2019
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noob ass nibba <70 math ass thot

An atrocious term used to describe people of low intellect that are not even in the slightest truly capable of scoring at least, if not more than, 70 marks out of 80 in their maths paper
harsaaj: Abhinav and Raghav are noob ass nibba <70 math ass thot
by jijun't April 30, 2020
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