MATH

MENATL ABUSE TO HUMANS
I CRIED FOR 3 HOURS OVER THIS MATH
by AHHHAHAHAHHA January 14, 2022
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milemarker math

The art of doing math equations while driving on a highway based on milemarkers, speed and time.
Ok son, it's time to do some milemarker math so we can figure out how long it going to take to get to Milwaukee.
by Shottscore December 1, 2020
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Math

U + I = 69
Math = 69
by Abbs_Carroll September 4, 2020
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When uninhibited math educators in the “fine” city of Singapore have started posing word problems that use rogue characters who exhibit the idiocies and idiosyncrasies of Mr. Pinocchio and his team of morally corrupt lawmakers and semi-innumerate advisors.
The Trumpification of Singapore math has sprung a dozen-odd politically incorrect titles that aim to hone students’ and parents’ critical thinking skills in mathematics.
by Numerati March 20, 2024
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math

Where people buy 3,896 pounds of rabbit pellets and no one dares to ask why
Teacher: Okay kids, time for math!
Me: I'm out

Teacher: Taliyah go to the hall!
Me: Ok, I was gonna do that anyway.
by Sauce_da_godd January 23, 2018
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Sparks Maths

person: i forgot to weite down the answer
Sparks Maths: fuck you go and do all this again
by big cockonut October 8, 2023
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When publishing houses in the “fine” city of Singapore give their oft-half-baked editorial staff and their semi-inept bosses an ultimatum: commit to high-quality publishing (with limited or quasi-zero resources) and willingness to go the extra (second) mile and helping the company to achieve exponential profitability.
In the Muskification of Singapore math exercise, some morally bankrupt managing editors and publishing managers have further slashed the already-low budget for proofreaders, reviewers, and consultants—editors and writers are expected to wear multiple hats while producing wallet-happy titles.
by Numerati January 31, 2025
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