narcissist math

narcissist math is when problem occur in a relationship with a narcissist, and nothing about the relationship adds up. There's missing time, hidden agendas, and a ton of lies.
Don't try to figure out how to get along with a narcissist. Just wish them well and move on. The double standards, the zero sum mentality thinking, the all or nothing policies, and just about everything else like the back and forth nature of the guy will have you thinking that the relationship isn't worth saving. The math doesn't math on a narcissistic relationship. Narcissist math is an unsolvable problem, like trying to divide zero between three people.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 07, 2023
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Math guy

person 1: is that math guy?
person 2: yeah, that's chandice's future boyfriend
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TL Maths

A very helpful teacher who makes maths videos (for free!) online, catered towards the British curriculum. He always replies to your comments if you don't understand anything. De facto the nation's maths teacher.
"My teachers at school were bad at explaining iterative relations but I watched TL Maths' playlist and understand a lot more now."
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Stupid math

An oxymoron for smart people but it is not for stupid people who don't even know about it(ex the one writing the first defination of this word).
Stupid math is an oxymoron for people like me.
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IB SL Math

A waste of time. You learn derivatives, but it is unnecessary unless you want to be an engineer. Don't take this course if you love your free time.
by sunnyka November 11, 2020
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Math healer

Someone who heals you in math and gets rid of math phobias.
My math healer is a God send.

My math healer saved me and my grades.

I need a math healer to pass this class.
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Squishy Maths

When you waffle your way through a math problem and get the right answer.
Teacher: "Remember to use the proper formulas on the exam, don't use any squishy maths!"
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