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Sleeping hippo

A sleeping hippo is when When you look into a toilet bowl and there is a big fat round turd sitting there floating with no toilet paper in sight
by Chimpokaziza April 7, 2023
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Sleeping toggs

"Tom, you have to go to bed now" said Angela
"But i can't find my sleeping toggs" replied Tom
by The WRM June 21, 2010
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Sleep

Something that everyone needs, yet no one gets.
Person 1: Hey, how much sleep did you get last night?
Person 2: What’s sleep? We don’t know her
by _YesImAnAquarius_ February 25, 2020
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Sleeping on the Curb

When you do something so monumentally stupid that it's not enough for your partner to make you sleep on the couch: you have to sleep outside on the curb instead.
Man, I really screwed the pooch this time. Guess I'm sleeping on the curb tonight.
by MalumLibrum958 September 18, 2023
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sleep dope

Cannabis that is used primarily for inducing a better sleep for its user. It is almost always found in edible form so as not to cause any sort of euphoria that THC induces. Sleep dope is most often a combination of CBD and THC. The THC, which is the part of the cannabis plant that gets one "high" is often found in very small dosages. In Massachusetts as of 2023 for example, the dosage most often used for sleep dope is 0.5 mg of THC, a sort of "ceiling" that the MA State government has deemed appropriate for inducing sleep but not getting the user "high". Users and sellers alike have found this to be subjective, but rather accurate.
I don't like to smoke cannabis, but I must admit that I like to eat a gummy of sleep dope when
by segorese October 2, 2023
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Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.
If I’m really tired and feel the urge for a tug, I alway do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to look for tissues and just fall asleep right after.
by anonymous July 29, 2022
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