Chris-slapped

The residual physical effects after meeting a Chris. The intensity of such an experience, exceeds the standard human bandwidth, therefore, leaving one, with lingering pleasurable pain in turn adding confusion and causing many to be “stuck”. It quickly subsides, and then the “woke” sets in, it is realized that they just encountered a whole-ass Chris-slapped episode. No known long term effects have been reported. Continue enjoying the benefits of meeting new Chris’s, the event only occurs upon initial introduction. Dizziness, vomiting, drooling and explosive diarrhea have been the only short term side effects that have been reported. We didn’t take ALL the reports, but, the ones we collected data from, there was only permanent damage to maybe 1 or 2 people. We are working on a multi side-effect riddled vaccine that has a success rate, currently being estimated near or close to like18%. In the interim, maybe take some self defense classes assholes?! Take some responsibility for yourself, we have given you a highly probable scenario regarding this new fad some influencer hexed us with through tarot readings into a microphone while whispering and tapping gently and there was some purring. So, knowledge is key, figure out what works best for you.

Katie was called into her bosses office, upon arriving late for her shift. She was asked to explain the reason for her tardiness. The moment Katie finished the first sentence out of her mouth “well, you know I Uber to work, and I didn’t realize until AFTER we had departed from my pick up location, that my driver turned to look back at me and introduced himself as CHRS”!

Her boss IMMEDIATELY jumped to comfort her and assess any symptoms that are common, among the Chris-slapped community.

by Ladyj222 February 16, 2024

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Salmon slappa

Two lesbian having sex on decking fresh out of water ( preferably salt water) sissoring and slapping their salons together therefore making them salmon slappers this can also be used for for single lesbians since they want to be a salmon slapper xoxo

Have you heard V and M have been slapping their salmons together they are salmon slappas

by We Hye salmon slappas May 3, 2024

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Mega Slapper

When you have your erected penis out and a group of people repeatedly slap it all at once until they either get tired or when it falls off, and by it i mean your peanits.

"Dude, I got a bunch of people to give me a Mega Slapper at the party last night!"

by The Gooning Giant June 10, 2024

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