shart

When you try to fart and a poo comes out instead!

JAKE K. sharts himself everyday

ohh I sharted

it appears I have sharted myself oh dear

by 1337 5h4r+3r May 13, 2005

shart

When attempting to pass gas, you accidentally leave a "skid mark" (or worse).

The opposite of that old graffitti verse, "Here I sit, broken-hearted. Came to shit, but only farted." In this case you wanted to fart, but crap is what you got. This is especially true if you're over 50. Like Dad used to say, "Never trust a fart"!
"Did you fart?" "No, I think I SHARTED!"

by bobby shart August 28, 2009

Shart

When you fart a little shit comes out..a shart

Man I was in your moms bedroom and she made me laugh so hard i sharted in my pants!

by Kyleman January 20, 2004

shart

A huge fart with a lump in it.

As I was attempting to drive home from the local chinese restaurant, I shart myself before reaching the oval office in time.

by Big Shartman III January 5, 2005

shartgun

When you have gassy diarrhea and spray a shotgun like pattern of shit all over the toilet walls.

I shartgunned my mom's toilet the other day when I had some bad diarrhea from eating at Pancho's.

by Ched Daily July 22, 2014

Shart

Plural: Sharts

When you put enough pressure on your farts, that particals of shit come out of your anus too.

Person: What?! You just totally sharted man!

Person 2: How can you tell?

Person: I heard a loud blast and your pants is covered with crap.

by Migh October 1, 2009

Shorts hero

When someone attepmts to be a martyr by wearing shorts in very cold weather, and makes sure everyone hears about it.

Guy 1: Man, it's really cold outside.
Zach the Shorts Hero: Dude, it's not that bad, I'm wearing SHORTS.
Guy 1: Zach, stop being a shorts hero.

by Greg Monahan December 21, 2007