Royal Wedding

The chance for people to get inordinately pissed, and justify it saying its in the monarchies honor.

DUUUUDE Royal Wedding tomorrow
I know! let's go down the off-licence

by Sheepy156 May 22, 2011

royal wedding

a rimjob while a woman is crowning.

Cory: Dude, I heard you gave Pam a royal wedding.
Ilya: Ew, fuck, no. I'd rather cut a ball off.

by Gross McGee May 23, 2011

Royale with cheese

Another name for Camel Turkish Royal cigarettes. A paradoy of a line from the movie Pulp Fiction by Quentin Tarantino, when John Travolta's character explains what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris--a royale with cheese--and transformed into a reference to Turkish "Royale" cigarettes.

"Hey, you got a Royale with Cheese?"
"I just bought a pack of Royales with Cheese."

by jackpounds February 4, 2010

royal wedding

when you cum on your girlfriend's head like a hat

i came so much on her head i gave her a royal wedding, bro

by kate middleton May 21, 2011

Roysten Tungsten

Roysten Tungsten, also known as Eric.

Roysten Tungsten! Put the sandwich down, NOW!

by Lowelly Larry November 19, 2003

royal

Noun - an accidental brushing against or incidental touching of somebody else in a private or usually off limits area.

Sometimes pronounced "Roy-AL"

Hey did you see that? I just turned around and totally royaled the back of my hand against the boss's boob. How embarassing!

by pon loc July 16, 2008

Royal Jack Off

In the game of rummy it is a rule to lay three of a kind or more on the table. When 3 Jacks are played this is called a Royal Jack Off.

Jerry:look at this play
Kyle:looks like you played a Royal Jack Off

by Jerry M. March 12, 2007