by factsrtrue December 15, 2015
by Kgcooks25@gmail.com December 01, 2016
Before you go out to a singles bar masturbate before you get a piece of ass, this would prolong the experience for her and save you the embarrassment of not going a long time with her.
Dude - " Hey Johnny let's go out to the Juke Joint what do you say?" Johnny- "I'm down with that but you know I got to Prime the pipe first there bro"! yeah right like he is going to tell his friend that he is going to jack off.
by Dik hed July 29, 2017
If a girl is having sex with one guy for an extended period of time but are not dating, and he goes home for the weekend, she resorts to her side pipe. This is a guy that she has banged before, but has not lead anywhere, and she keeps him on the back burner when needed.
by UVM'sfinest March 29, 2016
by Frankie Flowers March 24, 2018
When a guy puts his penis in his partner's unwashed anus and then promptly inserts said shit-covered penis into his partner's vagina.
Tommy: I think I might have another UTI, it hurts so bad when I pee.
Paul: I thought you were gonna stop covering your dick in shit Tommy, we talked about this!
Tommy: It's the texture Paul, I just can't get enough of the rusty pipes.
Paul: I thought you were gonna stop covering your dick in shit Tommy, we talked about this!
Tommy: It's the texture Paul, I just can't get enough of the rusty pipes.
by Kim Jong Poo August 11, 2022
The act of a woman biting down on your dick with all her might until it Ruptures, resulting in a busted pipe
by Gannimal May 03, 2018