parking lot princess

A ridiculously large non-commercial pickup truck. Specifically one so big and long that it exceeds the length of a standard parking space.

Person1- dude. You see that truck hanging out of that parking space? They are even pulled all the way up! They are still like halfway in the aisle!!

Person2- These parking lot princesses are out of control!

by Thesonicpaintbrush December 9, 2023

Pickin Broccoli

Pickin Broccoli is not a medical term but slang for the gunk that accumulates between your toes. Broccoli consists of sock lint, dead skin, dirt, and other debris under the toe nail. It is usually harmless and preventable with good personal hygiene.For informational purposes only. Consult your local medical authority for advice

My sister Misty texted me and she asked what I was doing, I told her that I was Pickin Broccoli.

by Letmynutsgo86 March 2, 2024

Parking Thirty

One specific and unnamed individual who always takes up 3 spots with his sedan

Person 1: "I hate that old parking thirty!"

Person 55: "Don't we all?"

by two me i ak March 7, 2024

Pecking

Grinding a small animal (usually a bird) into a paste using a mortar and pestle and using the paste as lube to jerk off.

Jay: Did you see that homeless guy pecking?
Dave: Of course I did, I almost joined in.

by cutespeak March 13, 2024

Parking Penguin

An obese lot lizzard.

Molly is Celina 52’s newest parking penguin, weighing in at 294 lbs.

by Mega Hemroids March 17, 2024

Picking

So picking is like the act of mewing (shhing while gliding your finger agaist your jawline while the tongue is laying on the top of your mouth). Except you put the index figer next to your nose as if you are picking it.

Shh, be quite he is picking he can't be disturbed.

by Starrymars March 23, 2024

Pacting

Is that what happened there?

Hym "You tried to trick me into suicide pacting myself thinking that YOU somehow set the parameters of how and when I do the thing? I TOLD YOU you would DO that, man! Remember? You are so ass at this! No. I told you how this was going to work. You. Here. Now. Affirm to me what I know to be true. You do the thing. I don't kill any kids! EVER! Everybody wins. Nobody loses. Or... I win. And no one else. I'm not going to let them gain whatever they are getting out of this. I'm to going to let you use this as leverage to get me to do your bullshit. And I'm not negotiating. Tick tock. If I'm unsatisfied with how much of my life I have remaining after you do it the contract is null and void."

by Hym Iam April 10, 2024