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pickin pox

The unsightly after-math of a tweaker that picks his/her skin in an attempt to remove what is or is not there.
"I thought she had chicken pox until I I found out she was a tweeker with pickin pox!"
pickin pox by Bri Michael August 23, 2006

pickin my fruit out 

just means to become somebody's slave because you got owned.
man 1: man you owned him!
man 2: yea he better start pickin my fruit out!
pickin my fruit out by ghost nv July 14, 2009

pickin' my nig

I was so bored, that i sat at home all day pickin' my nig.
pickin' my nig by panfried May 22, 2009

Pickin' from the kid's menu 

To actively seek out or date someone significantly younger than one's self.
"Girl!! That boy isn't even old enough to buy beer. Why are you constantly pickin' from the kid's menu?"

pickin' the apples

Vigorously masterbating in the shower and then proceeding to splat on the wall in front of you.
(while knocking on the shower door) "You pickin' the apples, i know your pickin' the apples you son of a bitch...your pickin' the apples...."

Pickin’ Grin 

The facial expression of satisfaction and relief displayed when you dig up in your old booty hole and scratch that wicked itch.
We knew Don was diggin’ his hemorrhoids cause his arm was round his back and he had that pickin’ grin.
Pickin’ Grin by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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