Gooning material

The stuff u watch or look at to masterbaite to

I want to touch myself but I have no gooning material 😞

by Lover girl 💗 May 24, 2025

Goon material

Goon material, meaning that whatever the term is applied to is worthy of Gooning (masturbating) toward and or with

Yo bro I just seen this one jawn shaking ass on twitter, that’s goon material I’m not gonna lie

by Sondhr July 28, 2025

The Mateo

The act of degrading and gas-lighting one's partner to induce Stockholm like tendencies, and circumvent accountability towards household responsibilities and fulfilling deeds of loving affection

You know, even if Buffalo Bill was a little more sane, I'm sure he'd still do The Mateo

by SliceOfSuperficial September 9, 2025

Brampton Manoeuvre

When you see a Brampton driver do a reckless move such as changing five lanes on a highway without indicating just so they don't miss their exit.

Timmy: Dad when will we reach Brampton?
Dad: Timmy you see that car driving into oncoming traffic? That's called a Brampton Manoeuvre. We've arrived in Brampton.

by sneezyboi September 17, 2025

Wife material

A woman who is kind, sweet, wants a family and probably loves nature.

I want a woman that's wife material so bad
maybe stop texting evil fashion girls on hinge

by hungrycat16 November 14, 2025

The Walsh Manoeuvre

The art of getting absolutely no girls ever, for the rest of your life. This usually leads you to dieing a virgin.

Damn, can you believe that guy's about to die and he's still a virgin? He totally pulled of The Walsh Manoeuvre.

by Jack901 September 14, 2009

The Brighty Manoeuvre

The 'Brighty Manoeuvre' occurs when a 'lightweight' individual becomes overly intoxicated upon drinking a single standard drink. Usually preceding a day of absence from work/school due to an excessive hangover.

The Brighty Manoeuvre; Bloody Jacob isn't here today cause he's too hung-over from that single 'vodka cruiser'.

by Cpt Jerpa May 1, 2014