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Male

Human being gifted with a strong feeling of indifference, and for this reason often considered stupid, insensitive or an asshole.
This feeling gives him the unpopular attitude to prefer actual present reality over feelings of hypotetical permanent dissatisfaction.
-Male picks up the phone at the office

-Other human being: hi darling, frday at the Albanian cultural center there is a film about the fall of the communist regime. I thought it would be nice to go there if you can get out of work soon. but do as you wish...

-Male, looking at an excel sheet: uh uh..

- Other human being: why the fuck you always seems to be annoied when I prolose something and.. Aaargh, never mind. You assohole. "Click"

- Male: jeeesus.
by 88astro88 May 11, 2018
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Yogurt Male

A man who exhibits simular qualities to a Sigma Male but with one key difference. Their personality and lifestyle revolves around yogurt. Either as a morning routine or bedtime snack. It plays a crucial part of their identity.

A yogurt male is generally considered to be better than an alpha male.
Being a Yogurt Male, I know how to keep a full tummy without ruining din-din #ManofYogurt
by nurakid436 June 17, 2025
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alpha male

disguised as a police officer, business owner, judge, gym owner, bartender, financial professional, influencer

an alpha male is a mentally unstable dickrider, that would rather obsess over your beta male dick than do anything on his own
this dickrider exerts more energy on me than he does with anything else - what an alpha male
by betamale1947 August 22, 2022
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male wife

A sweet loving talented amazing man who deserves the world and more.
Person A : My boyfriend byron is such a male wife i love him!

Person B : You’re so lucky! slay!
by St4rg1rlll December 25, 2024
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Alpha Male

Being alpha male makes you above everyone
diego joshua and bruno are examples of alpha male
by jimenexx- April 21, 2022
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male wife

man who acts like wife and is the submissive one in the relationship, along side used with #girlboss
Bill: Do you have a wife?
Jack: No bruv I've got myself a MALE wife,
by lvlyhyuck February 16, 2022
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