Pant Shandy

Stroking the penis on the outside of the pants until he cums. Generally will give him blisters (Owch!)

He has a stain from his pant shandy.

We played an acting out game and the girl didn't know what a pant shandy was, upon showing her she was astonished and red in the face.

by DragonFly02 August 11, 2009

drainage pants

Male pants that have the facility to contain a mans yellow fluid until he feels it necessary to release the goods.

Hello Jane, are you ready for me to empty my drainage pants?

by caveman10 May 18, 2016

Pant Tucks

When you tuck your pants into your socks.

Your outfit is pretty fly looking, except for those pant tucks.

by Hellofjdaklfjdks May 18, 2010

guzzle pants

One who enjoys slapping young boys on their private parts, creating irregular sounds of pain

Wow, my dad is a real guzzle pants.

by Jerome May 13, 2005

Pants Brother

The derogatory term used towards lederhosen.

What do I look like a Pants Brother?

by DesertWolfe September 26, 2021

bacon pants

When your pants smell like bacon

When I got home from work I made Breakfast for Dinner. Afterward when I was changing into my pajamas I noticed that my pants smelled like bacon pants

by chardmore April 15, 2014

Pants Gravy

1.(noun)the secretion a guy gets in his shorts after seeing a smoking hot chick.
2. A chick that is smoking hot(see example).

Damn dude! Did you see that pants gravy?

by Anguished August 23, 2006