human

a living organism who stands on two legs has two arms and can be both vegetarian or a carnivore. a human is animal celled, and it is on the top of the food chain not just one but all. a human is the same thing as a person. is a mammal. some humans are skinny some are fat

i am a fucking human bra i am FREEEEEEEEEE! free fallen.

i am a white ass human and i like
you are one black human, like you know it
you are a bad human, bad, bad, bad, no biting you filthy animal

by the nerd that nobody likes February 21, 2019

Human

Stupid Race That Doesn't Know Anything.

Humans are stupid

by Human9174873497934792 February 28, 2019

Human Bonding

When two humans use wet seaman and wait until it drys to become stuck to each other.

“How was last night with liv?”
“I came on her tummy and gave her a hug so long that we became Human Bonding.”

by DJ1580 April 29, 2019

Cross-section of humanity

To represent a sample of the human race across race, gender, and age.

We are looking at a cross-section of humanity.

by Wagglefun May 5, 2019

Human pipe

When you load a bowl of some ganj in their bootyhole, light it, and inhale out of their mouth. Truly the most natural way to smoke.

Ayeeee homie I forgot my pipe! You tryna smoke some human pipe?

by Poshing May 8, 2019

Human Scan

When you get a printer and scan a part of your body. See printer

Yeah man I just human scanned my ass and brought it to school.

by Septic38rp May 13, 2019

Humanity

A few inches of toxic dirt in the fossil record

The future of humanity

by SeWiJuGA May 14, 2019