Butt Fondue

Explosive diarrhea

The cunt ate at Taco Bell and immediately had a bad case of butt fondue.

by txkaos August 9, 2018

Butthole Fondler

one who fondles with thebutthole

Yve's is totally an butthole fondler, he fondeled with Jarich's anus all night long, causing a pink sock

They call me the butthole fondler

by Pinky in da stinky November 28, 2018

Fuck Fondler

Someone who shows up to a public lemon party dressed in a rubber panda mascot outfit. Attempting to hold the hands of EVERYONE in the room while making eye contact. Humming something written by the beach boys, slowly working their hands towards any/every orifice that is closest. Oddly smelling of six week old fish mayo.

Ain't getting the smell of a Fuck Fondler out of your carpet.

by ImMrMeeseeks November 29, 2018

Ganthropic fondonifilitis

Something to say to make a person feel sympathy for you or to get out of something you have to do. (If they ask what it means just say your chest was smaller than normal when you were born and you have a hard time lifting things)

No I can’t I have Ganthropic fondonifilitis.

Whats that ?

My chest was smaller than average at birth and I have a hard time lifting things im sorry I can’t help you move your stuff.

by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

epic font front

the act of changing the font of a texted message to emphasize how important what is being communicated

Shannon could not understand that Meghan's message did not switch to an epic font front when she told her that Meghan's granny died going down on Meghan's boyfriend.

by von groovy June 22, 2019

Savannah Font

The most gorgeous girl you'll ever meet. She is one you can be mad at but still love. Her smile can make your day instantly. She is an amazing person who will always be there for you. She never fails to cheer you up when you're down. She's funny and sweet and you'll never find someone like her. Cherish all the time you get with her.

I love Savannah Font

by astrobby June 30, 2019

cock fonnied

When you get friend zoned after getting naked and almost having sex.

Jessie got cock fonnied the other day, poor girl

by Anvi.mr August 18, 2019