Plenty of Fish

Also known by the acronym POF, Plenty of Fish is a online dating service that is free of charge, easy to join, and should also be avoided like the plague. Despite having millions of members, you(as a poor, single sap pressured by your friends/relatives to find love) will find it very difficult to actually discover that special someone. Instead, here you will find Plenty of:

Freaks
Land Whales
Defiant Single Moms
Con Artists
Gold Diggers
Convicted Felons
Fake Rednecks
Psychopaths
Transvestites
Perverts
Cougars

So unless you volunteer to go down shit creek without a paddle, DO NOT give in by signing up to this website. Not only will it save you of your sanity, but it may also save your life as well.

Guy Friend:"So, have you been seeing anyone recently?"
You:"Um, no. Not really, why is that?"
Guy Friend's Girlfriend:"We all have noticed that you've been on your own quite a lot recently. And you're such a catch! You don't deserve to be lonely."
Guy Friend:"You could give Plenty of Fish a try. One of my distant relatives actually met the love of his life through that site."
You (in a semi-disgusted manner):"Plenty of Fish, you got to be kidding me! Have any of you noticed all the catfish and predators on there!!! And that site is full of amphibians too!! Trust me, the last thing anybody wants to date is a toad with a bunch of polliwogs!"

by Keep it REEL November 27, 2015

fish dick

kellie and erin of toronto canada coined the phrase meaning something that doesn't quite belong where you found it.

" I was eating my sandwich and bit into a fish dick, which I promptly spit out and showed to my friend"

by erin November 23, 2004

jew fish

giant sea bass ( check um out @ sea world in california )

Hay babe U want go boil heights and look for jew fish?

by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

Fish

Usually the smell of a womens vaginal area.

Dude 1: "If it smells like fish, its a tasty dish!"

Dude 2: "If it smells like cologne, leave it alone!"

by wu$$$hApp3n!n July 2, 2008

fish knuckle

A fish knuckle is when a woman masturbates vigorously to the point that her "natural" feminine odors now permeate directly off of her knuckles.

After 2 hours of abusing her pussy to pictures of The Rock, it appears as if Cindy is now suffering from fish knuckle.

Big lipped Jamal wasnt sure if Shaniqua ate catfish for lunch or had the fishknuckle.

by Wrestling SOup December 4, 2012

hairy fish

a false or fictitious event or thing, its existance is as likely as a hairy fish.

good story, but a bit of a hairy fish that one!!!!

by jimmer June 17, 2004

fish

An animal that swims in a brook. He can't write his name, or read a book. To fool the people is his only thought, and though he's slippery, he still gets caught.

If that sort of life is what you wish, you might grow up to be a fish.

by Hachiman April 23, 2003