Also known by the acronym POF, Plenty of Fish
is a online dating service that is free of charge, easy to join, and should also be avoided like the plague. Despite having millions of members, you(as a poor, single sap pressured by your friends/relatives to find love) will find it very difficult to actually discover that special someone. Instead, here you will find Plenty of:
Defiant Single Moms
So unless you volunteer to go down shit creek without a paddle, DO NOT give in by signing up to this website. Not only will it save you of your sanity, but it may also save your life as well.
Guy Friend:"So, have you been seeing anyone recently?"
You:"Um, no. Not really, why is that?"
Guy Friend's Girlfriend:"We all have noticed that you've been on your own quite a lot recently. And you're such a catch! You don't deserve to be lonely."
Guy Friend:"You could give Plenty of Fish a try. One of my distant relatives actually met the love of his life through that site."
You (in a semi-disgusted manner):"Plenty of Fish, you got to be kidding me! Have any of you noticed all the catfish and predators on there!!! And that site is full of amphibians too!! Trust me, the last thing anybody wants to date is a toad with a bunch of polliwogs!"