February 26th

An International holiday called Junkomaeda Day, where we praise our Lord Junkomaeda.

Hey, guess what day it is?

February 26th?

Junkomaeda Day!

by JOIN JUNKOMAEDA August 29, 2021

February 2nd

Harry Styles’ birthday

Harry Styles was born on February 2nd.

by syb_dpv October 8, 2022

February 11th

“ Kendall judge day” or also “the biggest stuck up coniving cunt with the fattest moose knuckle day@

being defined as..
“oh hey its february 11th!”
“NOOOO ITS KENDALL JUDGE DAY!!”
“what?”
* it goes dark *
“THE MOOSE KNUCKLE IS TAKING OVER” we all yell in unison.

by EricMcnackle23 February 10, 2025

February 3rd

February 3rd is "Get free money" day. If anyone has a birthday on this day or was born on this day, you have to give them money.

"Mate I'm broke, however I was born February 3rd so give me £3000 you fat cunt!!!"

by lmnwx July 7, 2022

February Second

February second is national fuck a crush day. It’s the day to fuck someone you think is hot.

Today is February second! We get to fuck today.

by Joder27 February 2, 2025

February 29ths

If you were born then you are special. You have very special birthday because your birthday happens every four years.

Be nice to February 29ths

by Emu99 May 29, 2022

February 17

the day to ask your crush out because why the hell not bro come on you got this

Kaden: so I heard you share similar feelings and its February 17th wanna date?

Ari: Yea why not I like you too and I mean it is February 17th

by Ari.the.bitch May 21, 2022