Sudo-drunk 

The level of drunkeness just above Rugby-League-drunk and immediately below Joseph-Fritzl-drunk.
A level of alcoholism that instills in an individual the will to cause reckless damage to nearby people and artefacts while maintaining an immense level of arrogance.

Shit, Ernie just shat in a corridor and groped my teenage sister he's absolutely sudo-drunk.

Sudo-drunk by SickTitties September 8, 2010

Thursday Drunk 

(v.) The act of being drunk on a Thursday, commonly called the "three day weekend" calling in sick to work with a "Friday hangover" is a common side effect of the Thursday drunk.

". . . hello? Yeah i can't (burp) come in to (hiccup) work today (dry heave) thuuuuursssdaaaay drruuuuuuuunnnnn(ends in vomiting)"

thursday drunk

Thursday Drunk by Broseph v2.0 October 15, 2008

Macon Drunk

1. To be incapacitated by the overconsumption of alcohol to the point of that he or she is completely devoid of comprehending social norms such as (but not limited to) making obscene gestures or reverberating heinous jokes about another’s gender and appearance.
2. As the result of excessive alcohol and/or illegal substances, a person who lacks somatic control of all motor and/or urinary functions.

After drinking faster than a middle school cheerleader at her first “should I do this” senior party, Brandon must have been Macon Drunk since he belched the references to his gender superiority while wearing urine stained pants.

Macon Drunk by MaconluvsDillard January 12, 2011

morning drunk

The unhelpful and sometimes embarrassing lack senses one receives after arising from slumber but without having had enough sleep to function properly. Usually lasts 5 to 10 minutes but can sometimes last for over half an hour depending on circumstances.
Isn't directly related to alcohol as the person isn't actually drunk but commonly occurs after big nights on the town.
Victims may incur bruising to forehead or any other body extremities at pointy object height - most common cases involve stubbed toes.
Individuals can also sometimes be classified as cheap drunks by annoying friends who had the same amount of sleep or less but feel superior as they were not as 'drunk' as the first person when awoken.

Group of guys playing video games in lounge room one Saturday morning after a late night out.
Guy No. 1 Upon awaking walks in but trips over the carpet and falls over.
Calls Arise from group.
Guy No. 2 "Whoa, still a bit morning drunk i see"

morning drunk by That Cool Ben August 20, 2009

pi phi drunk 

A an attractive girl that has consumed much more then the legal amount of alcohol at an innappropriate time, causing her overly attractive male entourage to carry her somewhere.

OMG, that girl being carried down the bleachers is so Pi Phi Drunk! Damn. The game hasn't even started yet! She has not yet had an opportunity to "Back the Bears" as her shirt is stating!

pi phi drunk by MeredithA September 22, 2008

cum-drunk 

cum drunk is how I get when I've sucked the cumgasms out of fifteen other cadets dicks and my head is spinning.

I got cum-drunk at last week's party!

cum-drunk by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

Dy-lan drunk

Drinking way too fast and way too soon, so that you're "that guy". Being extremely belligerent and possibly removing all of your clothing, or headbutting windows thinking you're Chuck Norris.

Aron: "you gonna get Dylan drunk, or Dy-lan drunk?"
Dylan: "I'm goin for the home run, Dy-lan's comin out!"

Mike: "you gonna get Dy-lan drunk again and bullfight cars this time?"
Dylan: "I was thinking more along the lines of trying to do a backflip over a bonfire naked"

Balboa: "Did you HAVE to break the window?!"
Dylan: "That was Dy-lan... I can take no responsibility of what happens when he comes out."

Dy-lan drunk by DJ DUI February 11, 2008