Douche Cano 

When a male fucks a girl and cums on her ass and it slides down her ass crack and leaks into the vigina

bro i Douche Canoed my girl last night and now she’s pregnant!

Douche Cano by jizz creamery February 23, 2021

Douche dumpling

Douche Dumplings are hairstyles known to both Milennials and the LGBTQ community. A douche dumpling is often the hairstyle of choice for those confused between the need to have bangs and a buzz cut. More commonly referred to as a man bun.

today I spotted an entitled hipster aimlessly crusing the boulevard in his Toyota prius, well under the speed limit of course. As he flicked the lever to open his sun roof. The douche dumpling perched firmly atop his head began to slowly unravel causing thus causing him to narrowly miss the oncoming lgbtq rally that was forming .

Douche dumpling by LJpeas October 18, 2021

Douche bag 

His name is nick. Nick is a douche. Fuck you nick, you’re a douche, don’t be nick.

Defined qualities a nick has:
-Homeless
-Is a douche bag
-An asshole
-Bad
-No bitches, absolutely none, gets no play

Douche bag by I hate you nick December 28, 2021

Douche flute battle 

These battles are more common in higher-class neighborhoods and wealthy communities. Basically anywhere where there is a high population of spoiled nicotine fiends that will pay you 50$ for a broken Vuse alto and a burnt piss pod. These battles begin with a minimum of 5 douche fluters, each douche fluter takes turns trying to output the biggest cloud of fruitiness possible. Once the battle is over, the douche fluters usually argue over whose cloud of queer was the biggest, the most common way to end one of these arguments is for all of the participating douche fluters to remove their pants and underwear, then they will determine the winner of the douche flute battle solely based on who has the biggest choad. This is the most efficient and effective way to end any douche flute argument. legend has it that the biggest choad ever recorded in the history of douche fluting was a whopping 2 inches long!!! douche fluters are commonly hated on for a variety of reasons and are often given nicknames by other people who do not approve of douche fluting. Some rather common names and terms include: fruity flutey 2.0, Fag with a drag, homo with a Novo, white dude with a My-Blu and Gay bitch with an Aegis...

Douche fluter - yo dawg, I just blew a four foot long cloud on 200 watts! this shits mad epic dawg....

Normal person - Huh, that's weird, when did they start making dildos that have screens and output vapor?

Douche fluter - I don't know brah, I just bought it from a website called www.doucheflutetoday.com, they had a crazy deal going on where if you buy two douche flutes, you get 50% off on a newer model that will be released shortly. they say this model is even bigger plus they added veins to the body of it as well as a new drip tip that resembles a foreskin!!!
It should be perfect for my next Douche flute battle!

Douche flute battle by NDG123 January 20, 2022

douche pipe

A vape pen. So called because usually only douches vape.

Brad's over there sucking on his douche pipe.

douche pipe by ces't la vie February 14, 2022

Douche Bag 

Another name for the game Corn Hole.

Hey, let's put our hats on backwards and go play Douche Bag.

Douche Bag by toypit April 18, 2022

Douche Horn 

The Douche Horn is that cliche air horn sound that is only played by people who don't realize it's not 2009 anymore, and/or still think it's cool.

It serves as a "musical" stinger or stab when someone doesn't can't think of something clever and is happy to copy something that may have been interesting a long time ago. For example, if you search YouTube for "DJ Airhorn Sound Effect" you'll find a sample which demonstrates the sound and which has been around since 2016.....and it's not the first.

It's the audio equivalent of "that's what I'm talking about," "yeah, baby," "that's the ticket," and the Borat "High Five-a."

Simply put...only a douche would play that sound and think it's a good idea after 2014.

That DJ blows. He keeps playing the Douche Horn unironically over the music.

Douche Horn by BeeYell July 8, 2022