Wartburg College

A decidedly third-rate college located in the cousin-fucking capital of Iowa, Waverly. Well larded with meatheads, UNI dropouts, and folks too stupid or too fat to matriculate at Luther College in nearby Decorah, or with those big shots up at St. Olaf. (And, really, just how sad is that to contemplate?) Local residents are known as "Warts"--think condylomata acuminata or other human papillomaviri of the anogenital variety--and quite predictably answer to the mating call "Warts Suck!" Decent football team averaged over 37 points per game in 2010, and remarkably (for the Warts, anyway) featured 11 players who could also count, unaided, to 37.

Central blows and Coe swallows, but man, those Warts really suck.

Hey, did you hear the one about the 3 Wartburg College honors grads who went into a bar and immediately bought a round for the house. "What's the occasion?" asked the barman. "We just finished a puzzle," said Wart 1. "A puzzle?" asked the bartender. "Right," smirked Wart 2: "25 pieces and it only took us a year and a half." "Uh, that's kind of long, isn't it?" said the barkeep. "NO SIR," crowed Wart 3. "It says right here on the box '3-5 years'!"

by Norseman83 December 20, 2010

community college

College for dumb bitches who couldn't survive in real colleges. Go back to high school you dumbass.

Yo niggah, highschool was so hard, but now that I'm unemployed and going to a community college things are easy.
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Niggah 1: Yo I thought college was going to be hard
Niggah 2: Niggah please, you go to a community college, you ain't shit.
Niggah 1: (Shanks Niggah #2 dead)

by IllestStreetBrawla November 25, 2006

Shepherd College

A liberal arts school filled with gays and super liberals on the pan handle of West Virginia. Populated mainly by spoiled middle class kids from Northern Virginia and Montgomery County Maryland who think they are the shit. The rest are either hicks from WV and normal people from everwhere else. Also known for Cowboy Bob who still hangs out and bugs everyone there even though he was kicked out

"Oh I go to Shepherd College that means I am a spoiled asshole from Montgomery County in MD can I tell you about how Bush is a warmonger now or we could have gay sex"

by biznass July 25, 2004

camden county college

For kids who are too stupid to go to a real school. Also known as Paul 7th, Bishop Useless, 4HS, Triton 2, or the 13th grade.

Fuck college, im going to camden county college.

by A kid from a town October 3, 2006

Muskingum College

A small liberal arts college located in the village of New Concord in East Central Ohio. The school was founded in 1837 by a group of local people who needed a place to educate their children. Muskingum College is associated with the Presbyterian Church USA. Graduates of note are John Glenn, Agnes Moorehead, and Jack Hannah. The school's athletic teams participate in the Ohio Athletic Conference (OAC) as the Fighting Muskies.

I spent my undergraduate years at Muskingum College, where I earned a B.A. in History.

by Eric S. Clark May 16, 2006

kenyon college

A small liberal college in the middle of nowhere. They think they are better than everyone else in the middle of nowhere.

I get the best education at Kenyon College. I major in Cow tipping and chicken plucking.

or

Kenyon College is SO much better than any of those IVY league schools...

by Sarah Jessica August 27, 2006

stockton college

a small school in southern new jersey 15 minutes from atlantic city. it shouldn't be called a college because it really is high school due to the excessive drama. People at stockton aren't serious about school and just drink all week and blast loud music in the courts. oh and everyone can't forget the soccer players who think they are the shit..they should be constantly reminded that they play for a division III school.

Stockton college is for people who don't care about an education

by stockton soccer player May 13, 2005