ur such a child I love it

When a child predator sneakily tries to rizz up a child

Person 1: "ur such a child I love it"
Person 2: *Calls 911*

by predator101 May 31, 2023

Child torture

Where a young kid makes you watch dumb YouTube videos with them.

You have been watching "CATNAP vs. SQUID GAME MINECRAFT NOOB vs. PRO vs. HACKER CHALLANGE" with your younger sister for 5 minutes.
You: "This is child torture..."

by FlameDuplix007 April 8, 2024

Child

A smoll pp man with no parents and a pet rat

Bill: your such a child
Greg: *cries*

by A smoll child January 21, 2021

Man-child

Seth Field

Lori’s husband is a man-child.

by Shlomo Schwartz August 1, 2021

middle child day

the 26th of july

what’s today? it’s middle child day the 26th of july

by purple107 July 26, 2021

child

something annoying

Guy 1: Ewww whats that?

Guy 2: Thats a child stay away!

by froggy_likesgrass November 15, 2023

Jungle Child

Jungle children are children that live in the jungle.

Awhile ago I was working with a jungle child...
His name was Dende, he was a great inspiration for me.

by h_a_blue June 11, 2025