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Cum-humbler

Verb- When you are receiving fellatio and right before ejaculation, the person sucking shoves two fingers in your ass while folding your legs up over your head and making you cum in your own face.
That slippery bitch had me folded over giving me a cum-humbler before I even knew what was happening.

Past tense- I almost lost an eye when that ungrateful snatch cum-humbled me.
by Mabel Scartooney December 5, 2018
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Cum Nostrils

The act of a girl giving you a blowjob where your dick reaches the back of her throat and once you bust, cum shoots out of her nostrils.
Bro, so last night this girl was giving me head and I busted my nuts and all of a sudden she got cum nostrils!
by ThugontheInterwebs August 14, 2017
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Slushee cum

Yo, this slushee cum is litty
by kmanchill July 18, 2017
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Stale cum

Semen becomes stale when left in someone's rectum. Usually the aroma intensifies when mixed with the potpourri of someone's rectum.
Mad your facts stink !!!!! Did someone leave some #stale cum in your rectum ????
by Pharbie October 31, 2018
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Fire cum

When the cum so hot it burns through your dick and creates a Jewish synagogue inside of your liver
by Clooch god March 1, 2019
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Cum and Feathered

Similar to the ritualistic act of "Tar and Feathering". The victim will receive a coating of the participants cum, preferably on the face and immediately followed by a handful of feathers. Exploding Feathered pillow blow to the face is the preferred method.
Dude 1: "..so I totally left that Bitch looking like a chicken!"

Dude 2: "lmfao?! How so?"

Dude 1: "The classic CUM AND FEATHERED method!"

Dude 2: "Ahh yes, the classic CUM AND FEATHERED method"
by RacinJason December 13, 2018
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cum tears

The cum that drips from the eyes after blowing a load on someones face and eyes, especially after she has been deep throating and gagging where cum mixes with actual tears secreted by the throated person.
Wipe the cum tears from your face before your boyfriend gets home.
by Bamzamma June 14, 2018
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