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Six Degrees of Kosher Bacon

The tendency some books on Judaism have to connect every damn thing to Jews at some point. Because, you know, Jews aren't blamed for everything enough as it is.
Jewish cookbook: "Jews have been making slow-cooked Sabbath cholent for years in order to fulfill the commandments of the day. In the Netherlands, they cooked white beans, goose fat, and honey together and ate it on the Sabbath. When the Pilgrims came to the Netherlands, they adopted the recipe, since they followed the same Sabbath laws, only on Sundays. When they landed at Plymouth Rock, they had no geese for fat, so they used pork fat. And they had no honey, so they used molasses. And thus, Boston baked beans were born."
Me: "This cookbook is playing a mean game of Six Degrees of Kosher Bacon."
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finish the bacon 

When there are sexual encounters yet to be finished, and they are very very serious.
man 1: dude I got cockblocked last night
man 2: dude that sucks
man 1: yeah, now I've gotta finish the bacon
finish the bacon by sierynn February 3, 2017

pound of bacon with a side of sausage 

When a man pegs his lady friend, and then goes to town on that labia majora.
I saw Dopey last night and had a pound of bacon with a side of sausage.

Blood and Bacon 

If you have 3 things on your plate for exampel pizza, eggs and tofu, then pizza and eggs are bacon because it taste good but tufo is blood because its gross.
This hamburger is amazing but the fries suck . You can just say blood and bacon.

Steakin the bacon 

"a be steakin the bacon suckaz"
Steakin the bacon by Quim buzzer December 18, 2017

cooking with bacon 

Reddit cofounder Alexis Ohanian's neologism for "doing a good job"
That founder didn't ask for my permission! He is cooking with bacon!
cooking with bacon by lispytriz April 27, 2019

Annabelle R Bacon 

Your average tween, except for the fact that she looovoves Louis Vuitton, Gucci, and Nordstrom! She has many crushes including: M**** C***** and P******. Her favorite catchphrase is "WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK, I LOOK LIKE A FRICKIN' TREE" Likes to occasionally moan, beacuse....welll...you know....
OMG ANNABELLE R BACON STOP FLEXING YOUR GUCCI!