"Pinch a loaf"

To extrude an exceptionally massive terd.

If the boss is wondering where I am, please tell him that I had to "pinch a loaf".

by Larry Latrino July 21, 2006

a'lexy

Amazing person with great friends and a wonderful sister Zoey

A'Lexy is amazing

by BerryScaryMonster May 10, 2018

A Laetitia

Triggered, midget human shield. Will attack if angry on someone and protecc friends

Someone: being annoying
Friend: i wish i had a Laetitia right now

by Whyyyyyyyy............ July 16, 2019

Having a Lovejoy

To cock-up something.
Derived from popular Soccer AM presenter Tim Lovejoy, after he missed 4 out of 7 penalties.

Guy: How did your driving test go?
Guy 2: Oh I had a Lovejoy and crashed the car.
Guy: Tough break

by McCoy January 1, 2005

Pulling a Lenin

to threaten to resign from office, or to write a panflet expressing your views

Oh man, hes pulling a Lenin!

by Sam Weston February 8, 2007

post a letter

to place a letter in a post-box, preferrably with the envelope already franked/stamped and addressed

"how am i gonna contact her?"

"post a letter"

by Starbrick April 15, 2009

Pull a LeBron

transitive verb 1 a: to become humiliated by an inferior member of peer-group b : to refuse to acknowledge failure c : to strain abnormally in order to prevent exposure of embarrassment d : willful suppression evidence (of failure)

...went to the game last night and watched the versity pull a LeBron, losing to an unranked team that hasn't won a game in weeks.

by YOKS May 14, 2010