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jock-a-versity
A jock-a-versity is an institution where the jockular values of athletics trump the life of the mind, where tailgating and the big Saturday game get more attention than academic pursuits.
Most universities today meet the definition of a jock-a-versity, especially the BCS institutions. They play athletics on a professional level, pandering to an undergraduate student body that values highly attending sports events and partying.
jock-a-versity by Circus Room October 21, 2011
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joke-a-versity
1. "I am tired of paying tuition to that joke-a-versity I attend." 2. "This university is so mediocre it is a joke-a-versity." 3. "I read Dr. G. Louis Heath's book ILLINOIS STATE JOKE-A-VERSITY. It registers his animus toward the university he retired from. Though pejorative, his use of the concept JOKE-A-VERSITY is refreshing."
joke-a-versity by Circus Room January 25, 2011
youtube-a-versity
I learned to crochet just by watching diy videos on youtube - I got a degree from youtube-a-versity!!!
youtube-a-versity by slamamama July 19, 2011
cell-u-lar-versity
The act of attending class by calling another cell phone that is present in the classroom while you are not.
I bought two cellphones so my friends can take one to my classes for me. I stay in bed and call the phone in the classroom to listen to the daily lesson. I guess you could say that I'm attending cell-u-lar-versity.
cell-u-lar-versity by poppilopo June 12, 2009
Varsity Benchwarmer
The act of being on Varsity in any sport however being benched thought the season. Varsity benchwarmers are the top top benchwarmers at school. Also known as third string, and a lacrosse player on a football team
Tom: Dude! I got into Varsity football!
Dave: Sweet! what position?
Tom: Varsity benchwarmer
Dave: I never heard of that position
Tom: Sure you have! every professional team has one
Dave: WOW! thats cool, all the girls are gonna think your so hot since your on Varsity
Dave: Sweet! what position?
Tom: Varsity benchwarmer
Dave: I never heard of that position
Tom: Sure you have! every professional team has one
Dave: WOW! thats cool, all the girls are gonna think your so hot since your on Varsity
Varsity Benchwarmer by Spazmeoutdawg February 20, 2011
Verity
She's beautiful. She's the most favorite friend of all. She doesn't get angry. She's funny. She's smart. A friend who you can tell all your problems. A good keeper. The type of girl whom every guy likes. The best person you'll ever met.
Verity by the bad bij February 2, 2020