short dick it

incompetence or inadequacy.
Something done poorly, a bad job, a rushed task the person could have done better at.
little or no effort used in the job or activity.

bro, you need to short dick it. we have five more jobs today and we don't have time to sit here and replace the bolt to the toilet seat.

by boot leg ;P June 8, 2016

Mustard Dick

When you see a man that is scruffy and gross who doesn't have the best hygiene and who’s dick definitely smells like mustard.

“I want a blue collar man”
“naw they definitely have mustard dick”

by Thatboyfr June 18, 2024

Dick Music

When you make noises with your johnson.

Maria always wanta me to make dick music before i give head.

by Kralja June 5, 2024

dick

The name that randomly appears in one of your college building.

A: Hey where is your next class?
B: Dick 101 again.

by Gluteen Flee July 10, 2019

dick in spanish

Someone that speaks Spanish treating you like shit or bossing you around in Spanish. Usually a Mexican guy talking shit or trash to a white guy.

He’s being a dick in Spanish to everyone. I could be a dick in English!

by Bry Bry July 17, 2018

Peppered Dick

A man that is so old he has freckles/age spots on his dick

Damn dude you’re so old you’ve got peppered dick!! You could play connect the dots on it!!!

by Colornotes January 20, 2019

a dick is a sick

hoe

a dick is a sick bitch

by fasnfoiupgidfgifugf fuck November 17, 2020