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how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore
Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*
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2nd of April

2nd of April is national straight guys kiss a boy day. A day where all straight guys can kiss men without it being classed as 'gay'.
"Hey! Dude, it's 2nd of April" "so?" "So that means we can kiss without it being gay!!"
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5th of april

Hey it's 5th of april, why are you so cute?
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National Orgy Day 6 April

The Birth of the Term
The term 'orgy' originates from the Ancient Greek word 'orgia,' which referred to secret and sacred rituals associated with the worship of Dionysus, the Greek god of wine, fertility, and ecstasy. These ceremonies involved uninhibited dancing, singing, drinking, and sexual activities. Orgies were considered part of religious practice and were seen as a way to connect with the gods and embrace the liberating powers of the divine.
National Orgy Day 6 April is when groups of 5 or more individuals coming together for sexual activities
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National Orgy Day 6 April

The Birth of the Term
The term 'orgy' originates from the Ancient Greek word 'orgia,' which referred to secret and sacred rituals associated with the worship of Dionysus, the Greek god of wine, fertility, and ecstasy. These ceremonies involved uninhibited dancing, singing, drinking, and sexual activities. Orgies were considered part of religious practice and were seen as a way to connect with the gods and embrace the liberating powers of the divine.
National Orgy Day 6 April is groups of 5 or more individuals coming together for sexual activities
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Ernesto Zamora (ApeMode)

Ernesto Zamora is a transgender, garbage overwatch player.

He is also extremely gay and is into homosexuality.

Ernesto Zamora regularly buy 20 inch Black Darth Vader Dildos.

They also cheat in chess with ANAL beads.
''Oh no... we're afraid you may have the "Ernesto Zamora'', we need to rush you to the Church for you to be baptized.''

Ernesto Zamora (ApeMode) : Ultra MEGA MYTHICAL GAY
by ErnestoZamoraISGAY April 17, 2024
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Mr.Hainitz's applied class

show me your homework---show me tmr
do mymaths
which questions are you on
are you doing the worksheet i gave you, are you doing mechanics, are you doing statistics
i sold ur scits to the black market

I am a physicist, mathematician and former executive manager (250 employees, manager in 5 different countries)
beenomial distribution
oscar put your phone away, put it in the bag

I will give you some tough questions
he loves ladder problems
tanghent
the holy calculator
who has year 2 applied book
orange on hainitz's class be like: lemme finish this sketch

who is a sinner here?

economics is good but physics is the best

jason stop doing your probability questions

As far as l can tell, it does 'nothing. On top of hat itis a lot smaler than the picture suggest, about 5 inches.l thought it was one of he cars that broke. The old calwas about 10 inches long and had a battery. When it hit the wall, it turned over andreal fun that l wanted to replace for my 3.5 year old twins.went back

bro has negative IQ, bros built like amazon prime(orange)
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