Tenafly Schools

A clusterf*ck (yeah im doing this on a school computer don't judge me) of 4 elementary schools, a middle, and a high school.

A little key for the e. schools:
Mackay- Boring af, trust me I went there
Smith- Rich mofos
Mom/Maugh- Criminals (the teachers not the students)
Stillman- Idk kinda normal, don't know much about it

Middle School ( I could write an entire 1000-page novel about this s***hole):

6th- Okay (1st-Navy, 2nd-White, 3rd-Indigo (definitely not biased))
7th - THE BOILER ROOM OF HELL (1st-Blue, 2nd-Purple, 3rd-Maroon (definitely not biased again)
8th - Again, pretty okay (they're are all pretty okay)

High School - I have no words (actually I think most experiences are different)

Thats all I have.

Also, Keith is god

--"Oh, I enrolled my students into Tenafly Schools."
--"Oh, I hope you rot forever in hell."

by 462905 December 23, 2021

windy hill middle school

windy hill. the place where every body is ugly and fucking annoying tbh. everyone talks to much and the principal?? bruh taking someone’s phone like bro what hell no.. first off loose the attitude mr whidden. and why does mrs miller have favorite classes like what.. tbh seventh grade is better than any other.. sixth graders are
hella annoying, and eighth are like quiet emos…

go away

“windy hill middle school, go away from me and die.”

by urmom10100loll December 25, 2021

dickinson high school

the most dangerous high school in jersey city, nj. fights, shooting threats, anything crazy that wouldn't be expected, expect it here

person 1: dickinson high school sounds chaotic and scary..

person 2: i go there everyday and im fine.

by jxyteegzz December 25, 2021

Rocky Hill Middle School

Used to describe a shitty place with shitty staff.

Jilly: "Man that orphanage is such a Rocky Hill Middle School!"
Bob: "I know right? Its so ass."

by bigasdictionary December 28, 2021

St Simon Stock Catholic School

I got sexually assaulted and harassed by the homophobic kids in my year and the school did nothing about it because i'm not a woman therefore "its just a joke"
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)

Friend 1: Why do you go to St Simon Stock Catholic School?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?

by SnodlandDominoes May 13, 2022

cullowhee valley school

One of the most chaotic, weirdest school in western North Carolina, here you will find rednecks band kids, kids addicted with sex, and more

Mom: do you want to go to cullowhee valley school?

Kid: do you want me to want to die?

by Cpalfyaochsc May 14, 2022

Scrimp school

1. Low level; looking a child in they eye
2. Shrimp; unclean (Bubba Gump)
3. Bubba said it.

4

Scrimps stew. Bubba said it. In Forest Gump. Scrimp school is on my mind.

by Readmeagain May 14, 2022