The 367th day of the year

GOTTEM!
The 367th day of the year is the day that you will get everything that you want. But obviously, there is no 367th day of the year, so . .
insert earrape oof sound

9-Year Old: (rages by smashing the tv and wedding photo when he runs out of ice cream)
Mom: That's it, son. You're grounded!
(5 days later)
9-Year Old: When am I not grounded?!
Mom: The 367th day of the year.

insert earrape oof sound

by Cuber_12 October 28, 2019

Fuck the Owner Year

Every 5th year of a decade every discord user can harass the owner. This lasts the whole year and the owner cannot do anything about it.

It's finally struck Fuck the Owner Year, let's go harass the owner

by ASaneHuman December 28, 2022

Fortnight-Year

A period of time that spans 2 years.
To put this into perspective, a fortnight is a span of two weeks and this is just like that, but for years (not weeks).

It's been about a fortnight-year ago, since you broke up with me, do you want to make up now?
This guy has been cheating on his girlfriend for a fortnight-year, and it's only now that I've realized that fact.

by BM99 July 30, 2024

Kanye "Ya Ni Sabao" Years-Old Of West End: The Only Juvenile To Be Releasesed...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Kanye "Ya Ni Sabao" Years-Old Of West End: The Only Juvenile To Be Releasesed...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

The end of the school year

Be super nice to your friends to see if they notice if they do they are true friends if not you guys probably need a break from each other!!

You: the end of the school year has come😋
Friends: I’m so exited

You: (being extra nice)
Friends: why are you being so kind?
You: sorry I can’t tell you look at urban dictionary to find out.

by Crush things appropriate 🥰😇 May 23, 2021

Kadena Years

Similar to dog years being one year for every seven. Spending time at Kadena will age you and drain your energy at seven times the normal rate of time.

Jeff: Dude, aren’t you up to rotate out?
Nate: Ahh, I’ve been here for five weeks
Jeff: What! It feels like your have been here forever.
Nate: I feel that, I’ve aged 23 grey hairs, these crazy Kadena years…

by Ken Adams II October 26, 2021

Five-Year Plan

A five year programme generally made with the purpose of revolutionary rapid industrialisation, modernisation and mechanisation of a national economy and internal market. Comes with the side effect of famine and goolags.

It's time to launch our first Five-Year Plan to kickstart the banana manufacturing industry.

by CGmac June 29, 2025