Irish Getaway

Have sex at your mums house and before you spaff scream MAM!!! And jump out the windows and run leaving the girl confused until your mam walks in

Guy 1:I just did an Irish getaway on that girl there

Guy 2: I did the same with your mum

by Assniffer December 31, 2020

Irish cream

When one cum's onto a sheep's back than proceeds to put the animal in a bus school and ram it full speed into a hospital wall.

Man two irish creams alone this year, what has the world became.

by Magnus Tata December 31, 2020

irish flashbang

where you cum in a girls eyes and rub fake tan on her face

ye i irish flashbanged that bitch

by irish flasbang January 9, 2021

Irish coffee

The socially acceptable version of a speedball

(Speedball: cocaine and heroin simultaneously)

That Irish coffee has me going

by Jack1012938 January 23, 2021

irish gravy

The result of a shart

There was some Irish gravy in a pint glass I guess someone started in it

by Yannicks puzzle January 29, 2021

Irish-sandwich

The act of having a threesome with two Irish people and having a non- Irish person sandwiched inbetween.

That Irish-sandwich was so good last night.

by anonymous February 5, 2021

Irish Snowglobe

A homemade snowglobe made by the Irish which is filled with Jameson Whiskey instead of water. Figurines inside the globe include leprechauns and your 83 year old drunk granddaddy.

"I recently went down to the pawn shop and bought myself an Irish Snowglobe. The Irish are quite the species!"

by SirGrammarNazii February 8, 2021