When your friend decides to do cartwheels after having one too many glasses of wine and her breasts and butt and shake in all directions.
by Jean_Cocteau July 20, 2023
Buddy I'm trying to sell weed to preteens here, you need to look the other way before I make you look the other way.
by D. Y. Vetz November 10, 2020
by Solid Mantis April 10, 2021
A theory used by black matriarchs to predict the degree of melanin expression in skin pigment, as even brown-skinned black people are often born as light skinned babies.
New parent: I don’t know how that’s my baby? It’s so light!
Great grandmother’s aunt (leaning in close to babies head for a better vantage point): You’ve got to look at the ears
Great grandmother’s aunt (leaning in close to babies head for a better vantage point): You’ve got to look at the ears
by Elder sayings December 04, 2021
by Tastefulterrie December 17, 2017
A ugly ass fat bitch who thinks shes the shit but shes not self diagnosis and is a fat bitch who causes earthquakes when she walks and thought it would be a good idea to shave her head with her round ass looking self looking like an egg shes so ugly that mirrors brake when she's even near then she looks so horrific that when she gos near any kid they have a meltdown and the elders die of a heart attack.
by F u kori January 04, 2024