shit sandwich 

1) What fudge packers take to a picnic

2) Barack Obama in bed between Hillary and Joe Biden

1) Dave: Look at those two guys holding hands and eating at the picnic

Joe: Oh! thats just Wolf and Anderson, the turd burgulars are having a picnic. Look at Anderson tear into that shit sandwich

shit sandwich by freethecheeba August 5, 2009

tuna sandwich 

giving a stank pussey some head oral

The bitch I was with last night made me eat her tuna sandwhich before she'd fuck

tuna sandwich by glen March 7, 2005

ass sandwich 

1. a bad day
2. horrible event
3. bad food
4. McDonalds

My old lady left me, once again life has handed me an ass sandwich!

ass sandwich by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

oreo sandwich 

Basically a white girl getting train-ran by two niggas. (Love doin these with one of my niggas or my right-handed man)

OG: "Me and my nigga just ran a train on dat white girl from ham' town last week." Spectator: "Uh oh... sounds like the Kim Kardashian sex tape rumor..." OG: "Damn right it did. She was a bonafide freak too!" "Absolutely the best oreo sandwich i did in ages, since the day me and my rite hander double-stuffed her on a drunken day" Spectator: Wow, that sounds pretty awesome. (He later went back home to peel the creme off his single oreo cookie) Boy, was that delicious! Oh wait, i meant Deelishis!

oreo sandwich by ogdajuiceman June 15, 2010

Cock Sandwich 

The type of food, equivalent to Listerene, that horny elderly Englishmen use to polish their rotting teeth. Usually consists of the following ingredients:
1 slice cock
2 slices bread
1 pat mayonaisse

I need a cock sandwich right about now- I've been stuck in the airport for five hours without a toothbrush!

Cock Sandwich by FunnyDude77777 October 29, 2010

ice cream sandwich 

When a white bitch is being fucked on either side by two black guys.

Black guy 1: Did you and Jay'Reese Ice Cream Sandwich that bitch?
Black guy 2: Hell yeah we did. She was fucking begging for mercy.

ice cream sandwich by Pfaff December 27, 2013

weiner sandwich 

someone who spills the beans.

oh hey is the weiner sandwich coming tonight?

weiner sandwich by Andrew Medeiros March 27, 2007