Green poo

Green poo: An excellent excuse for not going to work/school/friend or girlfriends house cos you really REALLY CBA!
Where the excuse of 'been sick' or 'got a cold' has worn so thin, green poo is such a strange excuse it wouldn't be questioned!

Worker: "I can't come in today, I'm sick."

Boss: "Oh really? and what is it this time? another cold?"

Worker: "No, I'm freaked out! I'm going to have to go to the hospital! I had a green poo!!"

Boss: "..... woah... really?!"

by Krasek February 21, 2009

poo jabber

Poo jabbing is also known as Anal sex.

d4vid "Last night i got some good old poo jabber"

by Benji January 28, 2006

Poo skin

The thin skin like fecal material left floating in the toilet that resists flushing due to it's buoyancy.

Nasty! Who left the poo skin?

by PooSkins September 15, 2010

Mermaid Poo

slang term for a standard, green garden hose.

"make sure you water the grass, I just a bought a new mermaid poo."

by Drewcipher January 31, 2009

Ball poo

Shampoo/soap used exclusively for your balls.

Man, my nuts reek - I should have used more ball poo.

by Rajun50 May 1, 2006

e-poo

A poo which is taken whilst under the influence of ecstacy. Known to induce further euphoric effects

Im going to the toilet for an e-poo

by scogging October 2, 2007

poo child

A new born baby synthesized from manure but loved and nurtured by 2 men.

Birth is delivered through the anus but without the umbilical cord. The kid never cries but always smells, but who said the world was perfect :)

Steven : Wow honey your buttocks have swollen majorly this morning.

James : Thanks babe ooo wait our adorable poo child is kicking.

by kooni October 2, 2007