Burnt Muffin

When an kid fingers he/she's ass hole and bakes the unwanted waste or or crap found in it.

Stew likes burnt muffins because he always feels like a champion.

by Dylan from Parks May 2, 2010

muffin hopping

when a morbedly obesed woman or man wears too tight of clothes and her or his lower back fat buldges out of there pants.

damn that girl is big as hell, Her back be muffin hopping.

by michele derek February 23, 2008

muffin break

The roll of fat which hangs over the waistline of a girl's pants/skirt which isn't covered by the top she is wearing (like the way a muffin hangs over the paper base).

"That girl shouldn't be wearing that crop top and those low riders..."

by Watch out for Scary Fat Chicks... May 16, 2005

nut muffin

When you send a muffin to your crush full of a mans special juice but then the crush eats it and it turns out it was your dad. So you go to complain to your hamster about your wife who is secretly you mom and your whole life is lie.

Man I could REALLY go for a nut muffin right now. MMMMMMMMMMM

by Yaboibigboidaddycev November 14, 2018

Muffin stud

A vaginal piercing that is used to get stud muffins like you to get in her pants.

Whoa! did you see Trina's muffin stud? I think it's pretty cool. I'm totally gonna sleep with her now

by THEOTHERGUYSTHEYSEEMPRETTYCOOL November 13, 2011

Cunt muffin

Fat pussy

Damn look at her cunt muffin showing.

by Tony macaroni April 24, 2019

Dental Muffin

When a guy goes down on a girl while she has a yeast infection.

Rebecca is a dirty whore. Phil ate her out last night and she gave him a dental muffin.

by Filth. E. McNasty September 4, 2013