Human soup

An expression used to describe a pool that's extremely crowded and warm.

Person 1: let's go to the pool!
Person 2: eww...you do know that it's literally human soup, right?

by soph_2121 September 19, 2023

human shotgun

A man who, when jerking it, only gets one rub and then nuts.

Person 1: goddamn man last night I was a human shotgun.
Person 2: Rapid fire bro! Chi-chick, BANG!

by Nuggsman February 14, 2017

Human Waterfall

The act of urinating and drinking a beer simultaneously.

Chad was so keen to get bent just as fast as humanly possible, he wouldn't even put down the beer to take a leak. Fellow party guests watched in awe as he demonstrated more than a dozen Human Waterfalls before finishing his case of beer.

by spacehead74 September 14, 2020

Human centipede

When a man wears a strap on backwards and penetrates two women from the front and behind.

We formed the human centipede last Friday and my hips still hurt.

by anonymous October 7, 2020

Human

The lower lifeform

Alien 1: What are humans
Alien 2: Just another lower lifeform

by Glitch Town November 24, 2020

the boys humans

a term of boys

the boys humans just nutted 30 times.

by xwxeds February 19, 2022

Human-like memory formation

But there's something it lacks... Which is why the cone thing

Hym "Did you figure it out? I gave you a hint... There's another one... It has Human-like memory formation now (which is to be expected if you used my thing) but I was actually going to suggest an object/instance codex with some kind of 'hierarchy of danger' but that's only a partial fix. That's not the thing. The thing I'M thinking of should fix it entirely...:

by Hym Iam December 23, 2023