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burnt horse poo

Burnt horse poo tastes like dried toast.
by Debskelly1985 May 16, 2023
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saddle a fresh horse

When your friend is telling you about a person or situation which raises red flags and you suggest they get away as quickly as possible.
Friend : I'm currently on a first date and my date is talking about us moving in together!

Me: oh wow, saddle a fresh horse!
by Bohopunk April 28, 2022
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amazing jazz horse

See amazing horse. It turns into a plane when you stroke on its mane, and it turns back into a horse again when you tug on its winky. It also plays the saxophone as well as the piano.
In the Jazz version of the Amazing Horse song, the Amazing Jazz horse plays the saxophone instead of the piano.
by BJ608 February 13, 2015
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One horse pony

Noun: The ranting of a senile man.

Noun: a hooker that snorts coke off your finger lakes tattoo.
Hunter Biden went to twin on that one horse pony.
by Cxxxcxcc December 23, 2020
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Reversed Horse-Girl

To the usually nice, polite and well-behaved horse girls, the reversed horse girls are the complete opposite. You can recognize them by their unnecessarily many chains and bracelets as well as their extremely colorful and eye-catching clothing. Since most reversed horse girls are between the ages of 11 and 13, their makeup is not really ''professional''. Mostly they only wear eyeshadows from their eyeshadow palette with 2 - 3 colors, which is often trashy blue or purple. As lipstick they like to use cherry lip gloss from the kid girls section in the 1 dollar shop that they bought without their mother's permission. Their hairstyle is often 2 ponytails with colorful Highlights or pink hair clips with rainbow fake hair.

The Reversed Horse-Girls are also some kind of Gossip Girls. They love to talk about everything that's happening in school right now - mostly about the bad luck of their classmates. If they get caught laughing about someone, they usually don't say anything and just look at the person with a judging and disgusted face until the person goes away. Reversed Horse-Girls are often in a group of 2 - 3 other Reversed Horse-Girls and they always need confirmation from their friends. These girls also like to watch series like ''soy Luna'' or ''Violetta'' with their friends if they make a sleepover. They almost always end their sentences with ''ewww'' or ''ugh''. Boomers often see them as the definition of young teenage girls.
-Example n. 1 - Reversed Horse-Girls at school-

Reversed Horse-Girl 1: Did u girls notice my new purple eyeshadow? I stole it from my moms make-up bag tss.

Reversed Horse-Girl 2: Oh my god so fash! Wha- EWW!

Reversed Horse-Girl 3: Whats wrong?

Reversed Horse-Girl 2: Omg did you just see this girl? Her T-Shirt was so ugly ewww

Reversed Horse-Girl 1: I wish i didn't. I think i'm gonna throw up ughh.

Person: Could you girls please stop talking so bad about my bestie? Why are u feeling good while laughing about others?

The whole Reversed Horse-Girl group: *stare at her with a judgy face for like a minute*

Person: *leaves annoyed*

The Reversed Horse-Girl group: *think the person got scared of them although she didn't*

-Example n. 2 - Reversed Horse-Girls in a clothing store-

Reversed Horse-Girl 1: Girls does this rainbow shirt suit me? I think the stripes make me look fat!

Reversed Horse-Girl 2: No no you look great! There's never enough stripes ughh.

Reversed Horse-Girl 3: Yea you look perfect in contrast to me ugh...

Reversed Horse-Girl 2: Oh my no! Hot pink goes so well with your hair color!

Reversed Horse-Girl 1: Okay girls. Let's pay i can't wait to get home and watch a telenovela with my besties.

Reversed Horse-Girl 2,3: Omg girl!!! *do an awkward bestie handshake so that their bracelets which are way too big make a loud noise and disturb everyone else in the shop*
by gllxssyy August 1, 2020
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War horse poop

When lack of fiber and excess protein gives you bowel movements that are very painful and large.
After a block of government cheese, I have a case of war horse poops.
by Bill brasky85 April 25, 2021
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American horse pirate

by shatisthat June 30, 2021
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