Google

the biggest dickwad ever you close an add and report it then it pops up again

google fricking sucks

by Archangle1036 May 08, 2019

Google

I don’t know you search shit on their

Person 1: what’s does a laser minigun look like?
Person 2: google it

by disturb May 24, 2021

Google

Why would you even search this up? It's literally fucking google. You just search stuff like other websites. If you dont know more about it, go on wiki.

You: Google
Google: Google

by Sundrop/Moondrop January 04, 2022

google fiber

To go to the loo. Describe way to say what fibers do to your stomach.

-Hey mate, cover for me. I have to go google fiber.

-Again, that chicken Madeira.

by Mickdeca August 16, 2019

So I've seen parts of your, just make sure you post it into google classroom ok?

The teacher talking to you nicely saying to you to do your god damn work now.

The word "So I've seen parts of your, just make sure you post it into google classroom ok?" is used whenever a teacher wants you to do your work right now so you at least get a C for your school report so you don't have to talk to your parents about it with them.

by August 19, 2024

Google Gamble

When you go out on a limb to factcheck something.

Essentially betting the opportunity cost of your precious time it will take to look that shit up against finding fucking nothing and having wasted time and energy to come up empty handed.

"Whoa, I took a google gamble and you were right, vampirism mythology was derived from mistaking ordinary decomposition of the human body."

by Bingo Fucking Gas Station November 01, 2018

“Call Google”

What a dumbass says

Worker: sir, our servers have been hacked and google can’t pull up the page
Inept IT Manager: Well, I think we need to “Call Google”.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it August 02, 2019