f'ass'e

1. the process of sodomization by ones biological father
2. A fat gay frenchmen
3. The process of pathological lying in multiples of two

when you f'ass'e your child make sure they are of the age that they wont be traumatized.

by dshearer November 18, 2013

F.M.I.T.A.

fuck
me
in
the
ass

what you say to someone when you want them to fuck you in the ass.

Josie: hey Sam!
Sam: What?
Josie: F.M.I.T.A.
Sam: OK!

by #MUSIC<3 July 22, 2016

F.O.R.D

Ford.
Favorite of redneck drivers.

F.O.R.D , Hey is that Chevy over there the new truck Cletus bought? No the Ford with the smoke stacks that's on jack stands is his. Cletus loves Ford he would never buy another brand of truck. So As soon as the engine is rebuit will he will finally be able to drive it?

by Keithie bag of lug nuts. May 28, 2019

P.T.F.A. RETARD(S)

P.T.F.A.RETARD(S) Stands for Pay the Fuck Attention Retard(s). This term is generally used towards one or more persons that is not actually Mentally handicapped, but rather one who blatantly refuses to PAY THE FUCK ATTENTION and learn or better understand what's being said, there by willingly choosing to remain being a stupid dumb fucking RETARD, that will obviously NEVER FUCKING LEARN....

When Chuck had to repeat herself for what seemed like the millionth time, her answer to the question that the Dumbfuck prison bitches asked her yet again, after she gave them the same answer she always gave them, she said in an exasperated and annoyed tone "WHY DON'T YOU P.T.F.A. RETARD(S)!! " But the dumbfucks still haven't and most likely won't ever P.T.F.A. and will always remain RETARDS.....

by Dr. Cowabunga October 2, 2019

F.I.E.

Fuckable in an emergency

Boy: “Hey how do I look?”
Girl: “F.I.E....fuckable in an emergency”

by Layla_James1212 October 24, 2019

M.I.L.K.A.W.C.F.L

Mother I'd like to kiss and would consider fucking later.

No, Matthew. She's just a M.I.L.K.A.W.C.F.L

by milfknowers November 9, 2010

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

When you're so ridiculously bored, you decide to type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, but with the letters spaced out. This is one of the final stages of a unnamed human being's boredom / procrastination. Now, i know why your're reading this, you typed it in, so enjoy finishing that 2000 word essay over the next 12 hours before it's due!

Ah, fuck it, I'm so bored I might as well just type q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m in to my unnamed search engine to see what happens

by jake paul is a h e c c er February 9, 2021