poodle in the dark

Something that is exciting but shouldn't be, in the same way that a poodle may be exciting to dog-lovers but would not be in the dark (where it cannot be seen). Full phrase: 'Exciting as a poodle in the dark'.
Your friend gets excited over something mundane and pointless. You remark: "That was a real poodle in the dark!"
by AspiringAristotle February 11, 2019
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Dark Mart

The dark web's version of Walmart. The website allows you to buy anything from illegal weapons, fake passports, human organs, sex trafficking, etc. This site is terrifying and it's also illegal. Never been there myself and never want to go there.
Dark Mart is one of the most effed up things to find on the dark web...
by Matthewmcconaughey March 07, 2020
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Dark forces

Criminal, immoral, or violent activity.
I don’t think I need to remind you of the dark forces that have infiltrated the university we live and work at.
by YuOfTheNight January 30, 2023
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dark side lurker

People who act good but deep down are bad .

Someone who will help you so they can fuck you over.
That handy man I hired seemed so nice but in reality he was a dark side lurker who stole everything.
by Catfish67 September 19, 2015
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Not Darkness

A youtuber that post only the best vlogs on YouTube. Rarely post gaming videos but it happens sometimes. He also makes fire music, but in the music genre he’s known as Lil Dark.
Aye dawg have you watched Not Darkness’s awesome new vlog?!?
by XxTrapGodxxx July 18, 2018
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Dark Zar0s

One of the worlds greatest hacker out there who puts there minds to the impossible and over comes any situation.
No way he's like Dark Zar0s
by Dark Zar0s April 03, 2016
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dark neck

A Black Country boy who work 9-5 and loves to hunt fish and tear shit up yee haw
Those dark necks be having hella fun tearing shit up
by Bigheavy June 17, 2021
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