dark hark

Something that catches peoples' attention for its disturbing quality.

That weird gesture was a dark hark for that kid, but he confessed that he didn't mean anything malicious about it, so it turned out to be innocuous.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

Dark Eyes

A redneck term that refers to sunglasses.

Hey Wayne-O grab my Dark Eyes.

by Yeeterbeeter81 February 6, 2021

The Dark Slide

This is Star Wars' Emperor Palaptine's favorite breakdance move!

Emperor Palaptine, danced "The Dark Slide," when he found out Boba Fett captured Han Solo, of The Rebel Alliance! Unfortunately, the emperor's joy, will be short-lived, since Leia eventually rescues Han Solo.

by jrpgkin May 9, 2022

Dumpin in the Dark

When you are taking a massive dump and the power goes out while you are taking the shit.

Ya man, that storm last night had me Dumpin in the Dark.

by ls.iop November 25, 2020

The dark side

When a group of guys make a circle around their leader and perform a bukkake. The last one to cum on the leader has to help the leader lick it up.

“Boy does Chester love the dark side.

by Hendobp July 9, 2021

Dark Matter

When an extremely dark motherfucker cumshots into someones face.

She loved daddy's dark matter late in the night.
Look that girl just got covered in dark matter.

by Skinny jimmy June 6, 2018

Dark Champagne

When you try your hardest to squeeze out a rock hard turd and when it finally escapes, it’s accompanied by a massive mixture of gas and watery diarrhea giving it the resemblance of popping a bottle of champagne.

Man those tacos had me popin dark champagne in there

by J/M/C June 3, 2023