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check engine light

The ultimate cock-block when you A. Need to get your car inspected or B. Need to sell your car. Generally, it means a sensor is tripped that indicates a faulty part, but it usually doesn't affect the overall operation of the car.
Potential Buyer: "So how much do you want for this car?"

You: "I'll take $5000 for it."

Former Potential Buyer: "Wait... the Check Engine Light is on, never mind."

You: "fuck..."
by iraqvet2009 August 30, 2010
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chin check

1. The act of demoting a sucka to his proper place typically via a swift jab to the mandible.
1. Fabrizio got out of line so I chin checked him.
by Slanford dictionary December 13, 2003
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can I take a rain check?

means: that you do not want to accept an offer or suggestion but you might accept it at another time.
Annie: i was just calling to see if you wanted to have lunch tomorrow.
MAry: oh, I'm Sorry I have a meeting at that time, can I take a rain check?....
by afernand April 27, 2011
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Cuck

A man who allows his girlfriend/wife to have sexual inter courses with another man. Some men are aroused by this.
Ajit Pai is a cuck for repealing net neutrality
by Boi gang Ed December 20, 2017
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Metalhead Chick

A girl who listens to metal. Incredibly rare compared to the amount of metalhead guys.
Guy 1: Dude I got a date with a metalhead chick last night.
Guy 2: No way, shut up they don't exist.
by Wigglesnapper March 3, 2011
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chick ultra

The act of drinking a michelob ultra and being a guy.
Nice chick ultra john, does it come with a purse?
by Jcolt November 15, 2013
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Check the Blog

When someone takes an L and it is over for them, the only way to recover from said L is to check the blog.
John: "I have a track workout today and I forgot lunch"
Bob: "Check the Blog, it's ova"
by qwertysdfghzxcvbn June 21, 2016
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