brain hemorrhoid 

Like a brain hemorrhage only this leaves the person's head full of shit.

David: "Did you hear some of Clint's ideas at the seminar last night?"

Craig: "Yup. Pretty obvious he suffered another brain hemorrhoid."

brain hemorrhoid by BuffDudeTotally April 16, 2014

brain fuckeler 

when someone says some stupid shit and you have no idea what they mean.

im no car
wtf stacy dumb bitch, that was such a brain fuckeler, do you mean i have no car?

brain fuckeler by kris745f March 4, 2016

brain ass 

When some one thinks with their ass.

Who's brain ass idea was this?

brain ass by Plummkin December 27, 2016

Brain Shart 

When a lack of consideration up front results in a serious mess in the back end.

"We were going to deploy to Production at 4 o'clock, but the developers had a massive Brain Shart and the clean up is going to take hours."

Brain Shart by Rainbow Mamba July 12, 2017

brain wind 

Air head,something missing.
When someone goes into a trance

Hey Ste!youve got a bit of brain wind going on!

brain wind by 5pudy November 28, 2017

brain poop 

when you have to poop so bad you poop you brain

i just brain poop

brain poop by laughmaker5000 September 28, 2019

Brain 

A clusterfuck of neutrons that are supposed to make you smarter but at the end of the day you still cheated on me and got caught you slut Sarah!

Sarah how could you do this to me! At least have the brains to be sorry!

Brain by Quentiam October 15, 2019