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soggy banana

When you heat up a banana peel and masterbate in it to a point of ejaculation

Banana Poo

Banana Poo is the offspring of two of the foulest existences on the known planet Earth. It consists of foul carbon, and foul sulfur, and more foul, foul stuff. Banana Poo is used to describe anything or anyone that is unpleasant to behold or observe with the senses. It can be used as a synonym for one that is: ugly, fat, stupid, selfish, evil, short, dirty, perverted, pimple-filled, disgusting (though only in bad ways--e.g. if one is short but pleasant, "banana poo" should NOT be used) untruthful, lazy or cheating, or any combination of the above. Basically, anything that is bad can be referred to as Banana Poo, but on different degrees. Degrees range from the basic Banana Fart to the horrendous Banana Diarrhea.

*Caution* Do NOT attempt to use the term Banana. and. Ryu/Joyce. in the same sentence. It would bring you bad luck (or at least bad breath) for a million millennia.
C: Poomy is such a b*ch, she totally ruined my chances on purpose. She is so fat and ugly and stupid.
T: You mean she is banana poo.

C: Wilema is sooo not who I thought she was. I thought she was nice. What a banana poo.
Banana Poo by Diana You September 6, 2007

Banana Man 

A person who hands out free bananas!
Wow he is such a banana man
Banana Man by Simon October 25, 2003

Banana Butter-Cum Pie 

A Banana Butter-Cum Pie is a banana-creme pie with a dollop of whipped cum on it.
The other cadets all donated their sperm so we could all have Banana Butter-Cum Pie for dessert.

bad banana 

a white person with freckles
lets throw that bad banana in the garbage dump
bad banana by criccet September 23, 2005

banana sex 

When two people believe in not having sex until after marriage so settle for sharing a banana... the woman peels the top of the banana. the man then thrusts the banana so that the skin wraps over his penis and the banana goes into the women's front bum therefore replicating sex.
Man: I want a banana.
Woman: go get one then!
Man: If i do will you share it with me?
Woman: ... I don't like bananas ...

Man: I never said eat it! I just said share it...
Woman: No! I am not trying that again! It took me weeks to remove the Banana from my front bum last time... stupid idea of 'Banana sex'
Man: Pleeeeaaaase?
Woman: ... fine...
banana sex by sexy_biatch!! September 11, 2014