Pulling a Jason On it

Hitting a club on your own after all your mates have gone home...to score.

Legless & horned up - "Pulling a Jason On it" involves staggering into a well known meat market at 3 in the morning on your OWN to try his luck with the ladies.

by Fiuntin July 2, 2007

pull a jedicke

Driving your automobile across a corner gas station lot in order to bypass a wait at a red light and thus turn right without stopping.

Look Peter there is fender bender in the intersection, why don't you Pull A Jedicke?

by Eric Clinton August 27, 2008

have a jessie

An instruction to "take a look" or have a crafty peek!

also known as a jessie deek - peek

(Bill) I hear Christine has a fine pair on her

(Shane) I'll make sure to have a Jessie next time i see her

by ebuygum April 22, 2009

Pulling a Jayson

1. Being a Pussy 2. Trying to be over professional in unprofessional situations.. also see douche bag

Man he sure is pulling a Jayson right now.

by brewdog0503 October 23, 2009

Landing a Jet

The act of celebrating like a champion one or two games too soon. Or any general lack of focus before a task is completed

Braylon Edwards back-flip after defeating the Pats in the 2010 NFL playoffs "I hope he isn't landing a Jet, he has another game next week".
Or. a Gatorade Bath given to a head coach after a semifinal victory

by Uncle Flizzy January 24, 2011

Doing a Joe

The act of breaking up with a person or ending a friendship via text or email or any means that isn't face-to-face. This can be between two persons of the same sex, persons of the opposit sex or even between family members.

Girl 1 - Why is she clutching her phone & crying?
Girl 2 - She just got joed
Girl 1 - What a jerk!

or

Guy 1 - Dude why are you texting so much?
Guy 2 - I'm Doing a Joe to my girlfriend. Let's go to bar and score chicks!

by Madam X November 15, 2011

pulling a "Joseph"

When you are hard at work at your desk, and begin to snooze off. Your head can nod back and forth, even fall completely down. You wake up every once in awhile, but proceed to fall back asleep.

I almost pulled a "Joseph" today...

pulling a "Joseph"

by bigtimebigtime June 28, 2017