Retail Workout 

When a person who works in retail uses their job as an opportunity to workout by speed walking, lifting numerous heavy objects unnecessarily, or often times a combination of both. Sometimes they may go as far as wearing wrist or ankle weights to enhance their regimen. The majority of time they come across as a tweaking suckass by displaying an annoying amount of energy and eagerness to do things that normal people wouldn't want to do in the process making co-workers look bad or lazy.

Bob: Hey man, did you see Steve in electronics? I think he's been snorting coke on his break.

Terry: Na, he's just doing his retail workout.

Retail Workout by getfisted December 12, 2012

Neck-working 

The act or process of interacting with someone for the sole purpose of getting some neck (top/head/blowjob).

Created by @hoodville (TB4L 😈)

Girl: I can't belive you cheated on me!
Trapgoon: Shawty it wasn't cheating, I was just doing some neck-working, being polite you know.
Girl: really? 🥺
Trapgoon: Yeah, you know you my lil throatzilla.
Girl: Awwww *ties up hair into bun*

Neck-working by motherfucker Jones April 19, 2021

masa works design 

listen to them 👍

guy 1: "bro imagine not listening to masa works design"
guy 1's mom: "are you high again?"

masa works design by egg_whites January 14, 2022

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vocabulary workshop 

One of the absolute gayest books assigned to complete in highschool. It has words you must learn and it asks questions about those words and it is a complete pain in the ass. There were sites where you could find answers to these but they quickly got shut down. All these books are are a pain in the ass.

Jeff- "Hey Jim, do you want to go catch a movie?" Jim-"No, sorry Jeff I have to go do vocabulary workshop for 2 hours maybe in a year or so"

vocabulary workshop by mikeylyle August 22, 2006

Working Stiff 

A person who works for a living. A wage earner of some sort.

Fred: I heard they're handing out $50k to people with bad mortgages. Do you think the average working stiff will see ever a dime??

Steve: No chance in hell.

Working Stiff by BaldingEagle October 7, 2010

small cubicle worker 

Someone who is so distressed by the prospect of not being able to access their emails for a few minutes that they insist on emailing on their Blackberry while using the office toilets. Easily identified by the tell-tale sounds of the keypad and scroll wheel.

Garry's a really dedicated small cubicle worker. You always hear him tapping away in there.

small cubicle worker by Cuddles McStig June 9, 2008