Bro1: dude I totally got my girl a few minutes ago with a mean wet willy
Bro2: yeah? I just gave my girl a fat pink willy.... we're probably breaking up....
Bro2: yeah? I just gave my girl a fat pink willy.... we're probably breaking up....
by Mypseudonym1234567890987654321 June 20, 2017
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by AndBoomGoestheDynamite March 30, 2016
Get the stiff willy mug.When you pin a female up against your wardrobe and subsequently snap your banjo in two, forcing the female to retreat to your hairless older brother.
"Hey Geoff! Why are you in pain?"
"I just gave Gina a Dirty Joe Willis last night!"
"Damn dude, you better get that seen to."
"I just gave Gina a Dirty Joe Willis last night!"
"Damn dude, you better get that seen to."
by Jack Willa October 21, 2020
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Random girl: Yeah he's a really good guy... I wonder if he's still single tho...
Random girl: Yeah he's a really good guy... I wonder if he's still single tho...
by Kpandre May 12, 2020
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Get the willied mug.The act of placing one's finger into another anus for the playful enjoyment of one or multiple individuals. The finger may be licked prior to insertion similar to the Wet Willy procedure. However, due to the decreased accessibility of the anus the wetting of the finger is not imperative.
by Hooch daddy November 17, 2020
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