The Ab Card

To use the race “black” to your advantage to win every argument.

Stop using the Ab card

by Aoltyabx April 4, 2021

Face card

A face so beautiful it can be used instead of a credit or debit card to pay for things.

Jennie Ruby Jane has an expensive face card that never declines.

by Jnkfan June 30, 2024

feminism card

Gets the benefits of a female and a male by not being harassed by feminist.

You can’t do anything to me i have the feminism card i’m untouchable you can’t cancel me.

by SoapK April 11, 2023

Anti-Racist Card

(America-centric term)
A card played when a white person or another member of a non-marginalized race uses their race to make someone's point look racist, usually in defense of a marginalized race.

Marginalized Person: I think chocolate glaze donuts are shit.
Non-Marginalized Person: Yeah, I agree. Have you tried vanilla glaze, though?
Some Person: I like vanilla glaze. What's so bad about chocolate glaze donuts?
Non-Marginalized Person: (pulling the Anti-Racist Card) Oh, you like vanilla glaze too, huh? Are you agreeing with me because I'm white? Fucking racist.

by memestinkyboy October 28, 2023

alabama credit card

6 feet of garden hose (to siphon gas from someone else's vehicle)

We're almost out of gas and I'm broke!
No prob, got my Alabama credit card.

by cabinjohn July 4, 2016

5-card thud

When you are dealt a great hand in poker, and you feel your heart thud as a consequence, whereby you must keep calm to give a good poker face and play effectively thereafter.

Guy's thoughts: "Don't look suspicious. I hope nobody could tell that I just had a 5-card thud there."

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

Shuffle her cards

To Finger someone’s booty or vagina with both of your thumbs and open it.

Paul: Aye man last night was crazy! She let me shuffle her cards!

Brian: Daymn she let you shuffle her cards!

Shuffle her cards like fingering her ?rright?
Paul: Yehh man!

by Fibergirl69 March 6, 2019