Food Bitch

food bich adj. 1) Someone who whines excessively at the thought of or presentation of a new or foreign food; 2) A person who is highly elitist about the foods they eat and chastises others for their choice of food or favorite foods, a snob or self-identified-food-enthusiast; 3) Someone unable to finish the food on their plate.

1) What, you don't want to try this Thai food? Man, you a food bitch!

2) Person 1: "You eat McDonalds?! Don't you know you they harm animals and treat them unfairly? You can only eat local, sustainable foods. Those are the best."

Person 2: "Why do care about what I eat? Oh right, you're a food bitch."

3) Person 1: "Finish your food. Don't you know there are starving kids in Africa?"
Person 2: "I know, I know! But I can't: I'm a food bitch!"

by dtothelouis June 20, 2011

Mexican Food Rights

Established when a friend becomes poverty stricken and is in need of food. Grants the patron of poverty to have all Mexican food paid for by the granter. Being put on Mexican Food Rights (MFR) is, by all means, a punishment. It is fully intended to aggravate the user and push them to make more money. Generally, both parties involved, the MFR giver and the receiver, are very close friends or family; as who would pay for all of someones food if they barely knew them?

1. "Damn, john has to buy $400 of books, pay $600 for rent and he just lost his job. I think we should give him Mexican Food Rights."

2. "God Dammit! seriously? Taco Bell? Again? Today? what the hell?"
"hey man, it's the only mexican food for miles... it's not my fault you lost your scholarship and got put on Mexican Food Rights."

by kirk cameron May 22, 2008

fast food

Another word for male prostitute. Mainly used by gay men who pay for their services.

gay guy: I think I'm addicted to fast food.

by The Twink August 17, 2010

Sea Food Salad

N. The anal secretions of small dogs often smelling like Fish bait or Chum. Fucking Gross!!

God Damn dog scooted her ass on the blanket and it smells like Sea Food Salad.. Fuck!!

by C.A. November 13, 2006

food in your ears

When Julie doesn't hear her phone, beacuse she has so much food in her ears. (she eats ALOT)

"Oh sorry, I didn't hear my cell."
"Why? Because of all the food in your ears!?"

by klept December 6, 2006

Food Nipple Grunt

1. The coolest grunt in Halo ever.

2. A sweet gamer who everyone likes or hates for his annoying, high pitched yells.

1. "I cant wait to get back to that food nipple on the starship, cause man, have i worked up a big, grunty, thirst!"

2. "Meeeeeh!, you prick, you killed me!"

by Food Nipple Grunt April 29, 2005

food stamp diet

Steak, steak, and more steak. All the stuff working people can't afford in mass quantities because the government is it paying for theirs :-)

Wow, that guy checkin' out in front of me is on a major food stamp diet!

by Sir Frankie Crisp April 23, 2006