tits of leisure

Man boobs. Created when a man is lazy, doesn't work out and probably eats too much fast food. Men with tits of leisure should consider wearing a bro. See also moobs.

Gregory should not wear such tight shirts because his tits of leisure are so out of control.

Josh may want to think about hitting the gym more often to tone up his tits of leisure.

by Man Chin January 19, 2008

tit feeder

A word used to describe an infant who has yet to be weaned.

If someone doesn't feed that tit feeder, it'll never stop crying!

by Tu Madre Es Muy Bien December 13, 2007

tit-rod

an adjective normally used in a bitter or angry tone to describe a person in a manner demonstrating intense dis-like or hatred.

That tit-rod over there is acting like a complete douche; fuck him.

by greg04 June 3, 2008

cavewoman tits

1. Saggy breasts on a female

"Man that bitch got cavewoman tits, they hangin' like flapjacks!"

by certified hater January 27, 2009

swamp tit

Self explanatory

I need to change my bra I have swamp tit.

Hang on while I put deodorant on my swamp tit.

I need to shower my swamp tit is getting out of control.

I wanna motorboat your swamp tit.

by Baloney nipples January 10, 2014

hippo tits

a large man with enormous moo-bags (aka tits), in which make him look like a pleasantly fat mound of play-doh

"good lord! check out fuckin hippo tits eating small children."

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by Fruity-NinjaTurtle March 12, 2014

tit pirate

a person who sails the concrete oceans in search of booty and boobies.

a sneaky grab of the breast.

man grabs boob. her reply "You fucking tit pirate!"

by Captain G. Rab InStabbin April 14, 2014