When your smoking a cigarette and the butt gets even with the
pointer and middle finger and you cant grasp the the end of it with your lips
pointer and middle finger and you cant grasp the the end of it with your lips
shorted
by mr illusiv 4 July 2, 2009
Get the shorted mug.A) When anything electronic with circuitry gets fried to a crisp because of energy overload.
B) When a battery head of a person ingests so much battery acid via mouth, nose, anus, dickhole or ear, that it literally fries his smartass head down to a couple tortured brain cells, giving him the IQ equivalent to a fucking grasshopper (usually hovers around 0.27 IQwith mental disorders usually come standard with 60 IQ), basically selling his soul, personality, and character to the drug gods. The mf will probably spend the rest of his life being fed by a damn robot pumping astronaut food through a tube that leads to his stomach, then considered a waste of human body parts and is better buried in the damn flowerbed better for plant nutrients.
B) When a battery head of a person ingests so much battery acid via mouth, nose, anus, dickhole or ear, that it literally fries his smartass head down to a couple tortured brain cells, giving him the IQ equivalent to a fucking grasshopper (usually hovers around 0.27 IQwith mental disorders usually come standard with 60 IQ), basically selling his soul, personality, and character to the drug gods. The mf will probably spend the rest of his life being fed by a damn robot pumping astronaut food through a tube that leads to his stomach, then considered a waste of human body parts and is better buried in the damn flowerbed better for plant nutrients.
“Dude Alex got short circuited after he tried snorting battery acid and muzzle-loading the shit in his dickhole. Now he dose t even know how to breathe.”
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When a guy fucks a girl on her period and cums on her face, getting a mixture of the girl's own period blood and his cum on her face, and possibly in her mouth.
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Get the baby short ass mug.1) A short pass of a rugby ball
2) To give an object to someone else
3) To depart or go somewhere
4) To play something by ear
5) A general manly expression often pronounced "ughhhh"
2) To give an object to someone else
3) To depart or go somewhere
4) To play something by ear
5) A general manly expression often pronounced "ughhhh"
"Shortball the T-sauce"
"Shall we shortball to the pub?"
"Just shortball it"
"Im going to shortball a doz"
"Shall we shortball to the pub?"
"Just shortball it"
"Im going to shortball a doz"
by Ashwath July 14, 2006
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